And why not? Do not cows have the right to be abducted the same as humans? I would like to know what the Humane Society has to say to this? The bad thing about abducted cows is their heaviness. My great aunt was one day walking through the countryside when she was crushed by a cow that fell from the sky. This is because the aliens have small lungs and sometimes they do not have enough strength to suck the cow through their luminous straw, which causes the cow to stay a while suspended in the air (which would explain the sightings of flying cows ) or that the aliens desist from abduction and stop sipping, which inevitably causes the plummeting of the cow.