Do not fool yourself! Sex is just an excuse! What they really want is to eat your carpet! Damn succubi! … Facts? Do you want facts? I will give you facts! They have horns, wings and a long thin tail to scare away the flies that continually surround them. They are so ugly that it’s scary to look at them. For that reason an effective means of combating them is to plant a mirror before their face while they are distracted by eating the carpet. When they see themselves in the mirror, they start screaming in horror and they run from one side to the other hitting the walls of the room like in a pinball machine until they collapse without consciousness. It is time to give them the final blow. Take a lit candle and light the tip of its tail as if it were a wick. While the flame advances, it is necessary to pronounce these words: “Succubus tucubus ubucus supurus” and to run in a hurry because, when the flame reaches the body of the succubus, it explodes as if it were a barrel of gunpowder.
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