That’s what I ask myself: Why! Why! Why! Why! Why! Why! And I answer myself: Parapsychology is so controversial because there are parapsychologists who use toupees! Don’t deny it, I’ve seen it with my own eyes! I carry a toupee myself, who are you kidding?! I’ve never seen such insolence! Toupees have been shown to interfere with paranormal activities. And if not, then ask Ralph Fletcher, who was eaten by a bear the day he got toupee! Ralph Fletcher, the famous telepath capable, with the only power of his mind, to instill in a grizzly bear the need to dance to the sound of a bagpipe and then pass round the hat!