WHAT’S THE POINT IN BENDING TEASPOONS BY PARANORMAL MEANS (GELLER EFFECT)?

Are you kidding?! Bending teaspoons by paranormal means is one of the three landmarks of civilization, the other two being the discovery of fire and the rise of agriculture (especially the cultivation of hot peppers). Since there are teaspoons, the human being has tried to bend them by all means at his disposal. In vain. Until one day Uri Geller appeared on television, like a godsend, to teach the inhabitants of the planet the ability to bend teaspoons by paranormal means. Since then, not a day goes by without a teaspoon being bent by paranormal means. (Just yesterday, one in Cilgerran, Wales.)