WOULD YOU BUY A HOUSE THAT WAS REPORTED TO BE HAUNTED?

Well of course I would! Ghosts, elves, trolls, pandas… any creature that can haunt a house doesn’t bother me in the least! That even makes me laugh! Living with a ghost can not be worse than living with my current partner! Tonight she’s done it again! While I was asleep she’s been rubbing those stinky herbs over my face! Is there a right to this?! Is there a right to humiliate a man like that?! Ghosts? That’s a laugh! I don’t care about ghosts in the least! Do you know what it’s like to live in permanent fear of being rubbed stinky weeds on your face?! Is that tolerable?! Does anyone know how to remove weed stains from skin? Oh my, here she comes again! Never marry an obsessive-compulsive herbalist!

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