WHY CAN’T PSYCHOLOGISTS AND PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS STAND EACH OTHER?

That’s a malicious lie! It turns out that I am a psychologist and a parapsychologist at the same time and I have never had any disagreement with myself. Science is not at odds with pseudoscience. You can be a strict orthodox scientist and at the same time be committed to tracking down any paranormal activity among alien goblins, which is what I personally do. I have been tracking down paranormal activity among alien goblins for fifteen years now and my psychologist license has not been taken away yet. Anyway, I keep this commitment a secret, so you better not spread the word. Someone has to track down paranormal activity among alien goblins, otherwise they will eat our crops!