Life is hard, you know? Especially for an anunnaki hunter whose only weapon is a Star Wars lightsaber toy provided by the government. People scoff at you because they are skeptical and you are credulous out of your mind. I abhor skepticism. I have no questioning attitude about anything. I believe anything. Everything is possible, even what common people consider not only impossible but ignominious. Common people have not suffered the fearsome night visits of the succubi. They haven’t been abducted by an alien spaceship and undergone a sex reassignment surgery against their will at the hands of a Zeta Reticulan surgeon who was unclear about the difference between a nose and a penis. I bet most don’t know what it’s like to be blackmailed by the US government and forced to become an anunnaki hunter if you don’t want your past as a Radio City Rockette to come to light.
SILLY HUMOR FOR SMART PEOPLE 